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Famous Plumbing Quotes
Modern technology and sanitation standards have made plumbing a fact of daily life for countless people across the globe. As a result, everyone’s life has been affected by plumbers. Regardless of what you’ve thought or said about plumbers over the years, here’s what a few famous folks have had to say about the profession:
- "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
– Rodney Dangerfield - "If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber."
– Albert Einstein - "Let’s say I was a plumber, or I worked at a factory, I would download music, you feel what I’m saying?"
– Obie Trice - "Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn’t change people’s habits. It just kept them inside the house."
– Alfred Hitchcock - "Had I been more responsible I might have made something of myself as a junk bond trader, long–haul trucker or perhaps a plumbing contractor."
– Brock Yates - "Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday."
– Woody Allen - "If I waited for inspiration every time I sat down to write a song I probably would be a plumber today."
– Barry Mann - "A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source."
– Arthur Baer - "Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he’d be a plumber or a bookkeeper or a salesman."
– Bela Lugosi - "Anybody who has any doubt about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one."
– George Mean - "Modern cynics and skeptics... see no harm in paying those to whom they entrust the minds of their children a smaller wage than is paid to those to whom they entrust the care of their plumbing."
– John F. Kennedy - "The process of competitively selecting contractors to perform work is based on a system of rewards and penalties, all distributed randomly."
– Norman R. Augustine
So the next time you’re thinking about tackling a messy plumbing job that you’re pretty sure is out of your league, just remember a few of the nicer quotes above and call your local Calgary plumber. You’ll save yourself a lot of time, headaches, and mess.
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