Famous Plumbing Quotes

Modern technology and sanitation standards have made plumbing a fact of daily life for countless people across the globe. As a result, everyone’s life has been affected by plumbers. Regardless of what you’ve thought or said about plumbers over the years, here’s what a few famous folks have had to say about the profession:

1. "I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
   – Rodney Dangerfield
2. "If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber."
   – Albert Einstein
3. "Let’s say I was a plumber, or I worked at a factory, I would download music, you feel what I’m saying?"
   – Obie Trice
4. "Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn’t change people’s habits. It just kept them inside the house."
   – Alfred Hitchcock
5. "Had I been more responsible I might have made something of myself as a junk bond trader, long–haul trucker or perhaps a plumbing contractor."
   – Brock Yates
6. "Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday."
   – Woody Allen
7. "If I waited for inspiration every time I sat down to write a song I probably would be a plumber today."
   – Barry Mann
8. "A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source."
   – Arthur Baer
9. "Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he’d be a plumber or a bookkeeper or a salesman."
   – Bela Lugosi
10. "Anybody who has any doubt about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one."
    – George Mean
11. "Modern cynics and skeptics... see no harm in paying those to whom they entrust the minds of their children a smaller wage than is paid to those to whom they entrust the care of their plumbing."
    – John F. Kennedy
12. "The process of competitively selecting contractors to perform work is based on a system of rewards and penalties, all distributed randomly."
    – Norman R. Augustine

So the next time you’re thinking about tackling a messy plumbing job that you’re pretty sure is out of your league, just remember a few of the nicer quotes above and call your local Calgary plumber. You’ll save yourself a lot of time, headaches, and mess.